Twitch streamer Valannn had an awkward situation on stream, when her dog suddenly started pooping on her lap. And spoiled clothes were not the only unfortunate consequence for Valann; Twitch have now banned her.
Twitch streamers can't always avoid broadcasting awkward situations, because the camera is just always running, broadcasting everything to a live audience. That's especially unfortunate for the streamer Valannn, as she broadcasted herself getting pooped by her dog in front of her viewers.
Valannn is a female streamer and Twitch Partner, who broadcasts a wide variety of content. Just Chatting, Valorant, Warzone, Apex and more can all be found on her channel. But recently, the 30-year-old had a little accident on stream, that left her mortified, as her dog started pooping on her lap.
Valannn Has To Change Outfits After Dog Poops All Over Her
On July 23, Valann was playing Mario Kart with some friends while streaming. At some point her dog, Kouki, started “complaining” so she placed him on her lap, which is where things started to go downhill fast!
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Shortly after she had picked up the dog, she noticed that Kouki probably has to poop, which he promptly did. With the situational awareness of a born content creator, Valannn quickly picked up the dog as he started pooping to give her audience an up-close view of the situation. Here you go.
Her quickly capturing the whole scenario on camera, before taking care of the poop, is truly the greatest example of content brain I've ever seen. Her reaction lead to her getting pooped on, but outlets are writing about it, so that's a win, I guess?
After getting a nice angle on the pooping, Valannn rushed Kouki off-screen, returning to show the viewers the poop on her hand, before quickly washing up and changing outfits.
Guys, I had to change my entire outfit because Kouki sh*t all over my leg and on my back, and on my arm.
Shen then went on to explain why she didn't get up sooner.
I got up as fast as I could, but my headset was stuck on me. And he literally sh** all over me [sic]… and it was diarrhea
Well, this is a lot more explicit than it needed to be. Even though Valannn took this shitty situation like a champ, Twitch didn't find it funny at all.
Twitch Bans Valannn After The Poop-Incident
Of course, it's always a nice thing to know that Twitch is concerned for viewer safety, but it seems like they took it a bit too far this time. Valannn took to Twitter to share the news that Twitch has banned her from the platform for "deliberately sharing content featuring bodily fluids, such as [...] feces".
Yeah, I'm not sure Twitch knows what "deliberately" means. At least Valannn sees the humor in the situation.
The funniest part about this whole situation is that I always advise everyone to have at least one bowel movement a day & then I get banned cause my dog shit on me.
— (@Valannnnn) July 27, 2023
How hilarious
The ban only lasts one day, so it's not that big of a deal. Still amazing how Kouki rose to fame!
- Valannn should have probably used one of these dog poop bags !
Streamers sometimes really are faced with the worst situations: